Yeah after... like... a month and a half... I return from the dead! Anyway, my cousin posted this quiz thingy and I stole it for lack of anything else better to do.

[X] I have walked into a glass/screen door. (yeah, and people layghed at me for it)

[X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face. (actualy, my shoe lace got cought of a rut...)

[] I have choked on my own spit. (I have choked on gum though...)

[] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] I have accidentally caught something on fire. (a bunch of things... Angie and I were little pyros!)

[] I've told a cop to piss off and gotten screwed for it. (I don't have a death wish)

[] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird. (the days it doesn't happen, I'm usually spacing out...)

[x] I've caught myself drooling. (It was an accident! I couldn't help it if he was hot! darn you nicole for laughing at me!)

[x] I've accidentally caused an explosion. (llong story involving a pie and unknown substance. I'm a better cook now I swear!)

[] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.

[x] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times. (It wouldn't have happened if dad didn't start yelling at me...)

[xxxx] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out... (what can I say? School gets boring)

[] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. (a mixture of close friends and people i know *cough* crazygirdog *cough*

[] People often tell me to use my "inside voice". (people tell me to speak up mostly)

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math. (I had a slow day, okay?)

[X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (it was stupid and I won't do it again, that's for sure)

[] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (college applications)

[] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

[] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.

[ ] I've run around naked when I was drunk.

[ ] I've run into a golf cart tire when I was drunk. (I've run into one when I was sober...)

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (god that happens alot)

[x] I accidentally break a lot of things...

[] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[x] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at. (I do stupid things all the time because I tune out half way through when someone's talking)

[x] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before. (the last time that happened it hurt like hell!)

[] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (no, I stare at my wall)

Total score [20]

Once you get your answer multiply by three.

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